It’s not like I’ve been a total Christmas agnostic in the #AccountSuspended , Donald Trump Twitter Account Suspended T-Shirt – @RealDonaldTrump and I love this past; I grew up Jewish (emphasis on the “ish”), but the time from Christmas to New Year’s was always spent with my vaguely Christian family in western Massachusetts, decorating gingerbread cookies and watching my cousins unwrap Lego sets and video-game consoles in a dizzying snowfall of wrapping paper and bows. Winter has long bummed me out, and for the last few years, I’ve been building my own blended holiday rituals to compensate, blasting the Vince Guaraldi Trio while I deep-fry Chanukah latkes.
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This year, though, I won’t see my extended family on December 25, and something about the #AccountSuspended , Donald Trump Twitter Account Suspended T-Shirt – @RealDonaldTrump and I love this loss of that tradition is making me go, uh…way too big. I spend approximately half of my time scouting potential gifts on eBay, not because I’m preternaturally generous, but because crossing names off my list makes me feel like Santa, which is apparently now something I welcome. My room is awash in Christmas lights, my Spotify playlist of carols has been blasting since midnight on Thanksgiving, I have an extra-large pink glitter wreath arriving on Wednesday, and I’m starting to question my sanity.